The Holy Republic of Free Felboon Incroordia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.336 billion Free Felboon Incroordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Felboon Incroordian economy, worth 358 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,415 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,247 per year while the poor average 39,944, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Felboon Incroordia's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Free Felboon Incroordia is ranked 3,268^th in the world and 5^th in United States of America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,567.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.